Remembering Periodic Table

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Note:Do check out the STORY from periodic table!! (hindi version)

HINDI VERSION:-
Columnwise --

Hritik aur LiNa KaRtab dekhene Circus me Fhire.
(H Li Na K Rb Cs Fr)

Beta Mange Car Scooter Baap Roaye.
(Be Mg Ca Sr Ba Ra)

Scooter Yamaha Lagao Ac.
(Sc Y La Ac)

Tiwari Zara Half Rose-falooda Lana.
(Ti Zr Hf Rf)

Valia Nimboo ne Tapad kHaya.
(V Nb Ta Ha)

Crow....Ulta M by Sugrive.
(Cr Mo Sg)

Mange Tc Railwe ticket uNse.
(Mn Tc Re Ns)

FeRuOs -- Harsh (Chemistry class -- what is iron called ???)
(Fe Ru Os Hs)

(Then Niketan went on expedition to find Copper)
In village CoRhIri (corhiri),
(Co Rh Ir)

Niketan ne Ped pe bethe Popat se pucha ???
(Ni Pd Pt )

He said Copper(Cu) Aage Aur hai.
(Cu Ag Au)

But there he only got Zinc Cds Heather graham (known for her bold scenes).
(Zn Cd Hg)

Bola Alladin Gana Inka Talo.
(B Al Ga In Tl)

Captain Siraj Gela Sanki Pabal (respelling of pagal).
(C Si Ge Sn Pb)

Nana Patekar Agnisakshi Se bana Billionaire.
(N P As Sb Bi)

O Style Se phanta Tee-shirt Polo.
(O S Se Te Po)

For Cluch and Break Install At&T. (v famous company - At&T Bell Labs)
(F Cl Br I At)

Helen Ne Arbaaz aur Kareena ka Xe-ray Roentgen(Rn) se karaya.
(He Ne Ar Kr Xe Rn)

Actually there is idiotic story associated with each line or groups of line
eg -

A son ask Dad for Car and Scooter. After hearing this Dad starts to cry. Not only this Son insist for putting AC in Yamaha Scooter :-) On this Dad ask his servant Tiwari (he was my Physics prof during college -No offense intended) to bring half Rosefalooda (since he could not afford full due to ever increasing demands of his son) . Finally Dad gets really frustrated and slaps his son (Nimboo Valia - My friend Harsh Valia, boisterous boy. His pet name is Iboo but we used to tease him as Nimboo)

Village teacher had an unusual way of teaching his student. He used to teach alphabet using names. eg A for Atmaram,.. So when he reaches alphabet O, he writes W and ask "What is this?" He didnot expect any answer since he had not taught that letter. But one person Sugrive answers "Its Mangalram but is tied upside down" :-)

So on ....

This was Mnemonic for Columns.
To remember sequence of columns (ie rows) :

Lisa and Beny Both Came to Nine instead Of Five
(Li Be B C N O F)
Sodium(Na) and Magnesium(Mg) All Sick People Sat Closely)
(Na Mg Al Si P S Cl)
KC college of Arts and Science took Tiwari Valia who was Crying for Money and Fame to teach Conic aur Zn
(K Ca Sc Ti V Cr Mn Fe Co Ni Cu Zn)
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ENGLISH VERSION:-

Periods

[edit]Periods 1, 2 and 3

H He Li Be B C N O F Ne Na Mg Al Si P S Cl Ar K Ca

• Little Ben Became Charlie’s Number One Fighting Nemesis.

Native Magpies Always Sit Peacefully Searching Clear Areas.^[25]

• Happy Henry Likes Beer But Could Not Obtain Four Nuts.

Naughty Magpies Always Sing Perfect Songs Clawing Ants^[26]

• Here He Lies Beneath Bed Clothes, Nothing On, Feeling Nervous.

Naughty Margaret Always Sighs, "Please Stop Clowning Around."^[27]

• Hi Hello Little Beryll Brown Cracking Nuts On Friday .

Nellie's Naughty Magpie Always Sings Pop Songs Clearly

After Killing Cathy^[27]

• Hi! He Lies Because Boron CanNot Oxidize Fluorine. Necromantic Nato Mg (abbv. for make good)

All Silicon Ports. Superman Clean Argon's K-Capture.^[28]

• Happy Harry Listens B B C Network Over France Nevertheless Nothing More Arose So Peter Stopped Cleaning Airgun K Ca.^[29]

• Harry Helped Little Benny Balmer Carry Neat Oranges From Neptune's Natural Menagerie Always Singing Polite Sonnets Clearly Arf Key Casually.

• Ha. Healthy Little Beggar Boys Catching Newts Or Fish^[30]

• Hell, Here Little Beatniks Brandish Countless Number Of Flick kNives.^[31]

[edit]Period 4

K (Potassium) Ca Sc Ti V Cr Mn Fe Co Ni Cu Zn Ga Ge As Se Br Kr

• PoKey Captain Scans Tight Virgin Crew Members Fer Cold Night Cuddles. Zany Gray Germs Are Sold By Kremlin.
• In reverse order: Kry Brother! SeAs of Germany and Gaul sink copper ships Nice and Cold From Manx to Crimea, Vancouver to Timor, and Scandinavia to the California Koast.^[32]

[edit]Groups

[edit]Group 1, The alkali metals

H Li Na K Rb Cs Fr

• Highly Nasty Kids Rub Cats Fur^{[p 1]}

[edit]Group 2, The alkaline earth metals

Be Mg Ca Sr Ba Ra

• Bearded Muggers Came Straight Back Rapidly.
• Beer Mugs Can Serve Bar Rats.^{[p 1]}

[edit]Group 13

B Al Ga In Tl

• Boring Aluminum Galley’s Indigestible Tally-list^[33]
• Bears Always Give Indians Trouble^{[p 1]}

[edit]Group 14

C Si Ge Sn(tin) Pb(lead)

• Can Silly Germans Snatch Lead^{[p 1]}

[edit]Group 15 (pnicogens)

N P As Sb Bi

• New Popes Assign Subordinate Bishops.^{[p 1]}

[edit]Group 16 (chalcogens)

O S Se Te Po

• Oversized Sailors Sell and Tell about Polo cologne
• Old TSangpo Seem Terribly Polluted.^{[p 1]}

[edit]Group 17, The halogens

F Cl Br I At

• Fleeing Chlorine-layers & Bromine, I’d Astonish^[33]
• Fairy Clowns Broil Innocent Ants.^{[p 1]}

[edit]Group 18, Noble gases

He Ne Ar Kr Xe Rn

• Hero Needs Arguable Kryptic Xes. Right-on.^[33]

• He Never Arrived; Karen eXited with Ron.^{[p 1]}

[edit]Transition metals

[edit]First

Sc Ti V Cr Mn Fe Co Ni Cu Zn

• Scary Tiny Vicious Creatures Mean Females Come Nightly to Club Z.^{[p 1]}
• Scabby Tim Violates Crummy, Mangy, Ferrets, Cows and Nice Cute Zebras^[19]

[edit]Second

Y Zr Nb Mo Tc Ru Rh Pd Ag Cd

• Yes Sir, Nob. Most Technicians Rub Rod's Pale Silver Cadillac^{[p 1]}

[edit]Third

La ... Hf Ta W Re Os Ir Pt Au Hg

• Larry's Half Taken, Wendy Reached Out Her Plate Audibly, Helga^{[p 1]}

[edit]Lanthanides&Actinides

[edit]Lanthanides

(La) Ce Pr Nd Pm Sm Eu Gd Tb Dy Ho Er Tm Yb Lu

• Laand Ceremonies: Presiding Neo-dimwits Promise Some-mere European Goddole, Turbid Dysproteinemia Holes Erban (urban) Tool-mans Year-tear-bookLucidly.^[33]

• Little Cute People Need Plenty Sex Every Given Time Despite Having Enough Through Young Love and Currently Parties Never Provide Sexy English GirlsThat Drink Heavily, Even Though You Look.^[32]

[edit]Actinides

(Ac) Th Pa U Np Pu Am Cm Bk Cf Es Fm Md No Lr

• Radiant Acting Thoroughly Protects yoUr Nepotism, Plutocratic America Cures-me & Berkeley California, Einstein Firmly Mended Noble Lawreins.^[33]
• Three Planets: Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto. Amy Cured Berkeley, California. Einstein and Fermi Made Noble Laws.^{[p 1]}

[edit]Miscellaneous

First 56

H He Li Be B C N O F Ne Na Mg Al Si P S Cl Ar K Ca Sc Ti V Cr Mn Fe Co Ni Cu Zn Ga Ge As Se Br Kr Rb Sr Y Zr Nb Mo Tc Ru Rh Pd Ag Cd In Sn Sb Te I Xe Cs Ba

• Hello Here Lies Benjamin Bones. Cry Not Oh Friend Needlessly.

Nature Magnifies All Simple People Sometimes Clowns And

Kings Can Scream Till Vast Crowds Moan. Fear Conquers Neither Courageous Zealous

Gallant Gents. As Seen Brown Karate Robes Strip Yobs. Zurich Noble Mortals Track Ruddy Rhubarb. Paid Silver Candid

Indian Sons Sobbing Tears In Xcess Cease Bawling

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